chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

(via jessesparkle)

  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

callmeoutis:

purlycubes:

senior quotes class of 1957

high schoolers have literally not changed at all

(Source: gotolargo, via persecutie)

(Source: testimonialyear, via c-linic)

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

(via aphfandoms)

stupidstagram:

so many hot girls……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot boys 

in 

the world 

(Source: natnovna, via c-linic)

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like absolute shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

(via snugglesandsnacks)

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via snugglesandsnacks)

(Source: deseased, via c-linic)

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via heliolisk)

dileectio:

If I ever have a daughter I swear I will listen to all the songs she wants to show me, see all the videos of her favorite band she wants me to see (no matter how many times she pauses it to tell me that is her favorite part) I’ll take her to every concert she asks me for and even stay with her and fangirl together when she shows me the popstar she’s desperately in love with.

(via c-linic)