"I’m talking about how to pick a guy, for, um… ‘stuff’

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Ballet Dancers in random situations. Link Photos by Jordan Matter


This photo set is just so beautiful to me

Ballet dancers are the most flexible people ever.

don’t fuck with a ballet dancer because they can balance their entire body weight on the tips of their fucking toes and they can spin perfectly balanced while doing it so they are some hardcore motherfuckers

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  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water




  • mbf me (-:
  • reblog this post to spread the word!
  • have an about me/face page
  • send me who you ship me with, a wyr, song rec, fmk or anything really!

What you get:

  • lover hemmings | hood | irwin | clifford
  • best friend hemmings | hood | irwin | clifford
  • ship name ((if i can find your name on your blog))
  • a fake tweet like this!!

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me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

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♡ Tattoo // Bands // Skate // Urban ♥

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Restoring Force snaps // 1/3

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for Steph

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