tittily:

tittily:

are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really

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i hate everything u choose to be

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ivoryathena:

wow i’m a teenager trying to figure out this horrifying dystopian world with minimal resources and constant terror while frequently fighting just to stay alive you know what i really have time for

a love triangle

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unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

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swarnpert:

gosh darn i missed 4:20 on 4/20. gosh darn it. [throws hat on the ground] tarnations

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gild:

emosad420:

when ur parents see you like

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but ur actually like

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FUCKING SOS

(Source: emosad420, via rickymartinofficial)

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

(via allthemaddnessthatoccurs)

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

ejakulate:

MY PHONE WAS DEAD FOR LIKE 6 HOURS AND IM NOT HOME WHO POSTED BART SIMPSON ON MY BLOG

(via perchu)