I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
- *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
- me: BALLIN
- me: BALL IS LIFE
- me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
- me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing
so many hot girls……. all of us
maybe 5 hot boys
If I ever have a daughter I swear I will listen to all the songs she wants to show me, see all the videos of her favorite band she wants me to see (no matter how many times she pauses it to tell me that is her favorite part) I’ll take her to every concert she asks me for and even stay with her and fangirl together when she shows me the popstar she’s desperately in love with.